Who wants to earn their "red wings"?

Okay so after some collaboration with my good friend, we devised the next post we'd make on Craigslist. It was time to venture into the w4m section because it was pretty obvious that that was going to generate a greater number of responses. But, obviously we couldn't just put up some boring ass generic ad, we needed to look deep into our souls to devise an ad so disgusting, that there was no way any (sane) guy would respond. This was what we came up with:

Looking to Earn Your Wings? - w4m - 25

"I'm a 5'5" 120 lb brunette with 34D's who's always dreamed of being eaten out while on her period. Have any guys out there been eager to go out and earn their "red wings"? I'm more than willing to reciprocate for making my fantasy come true... D/D only please. Time of month is non-negotiable. ;-)"

Provocative? Yes. Lewd? Yes. Witty? A little I think with that "time of month non-negotiable" bit. Disgusting as all hell? YES.

Without being too graphic to post, we felt that we had come up with a thoroughly repulsive request. Call me a prude, but I don't think any action downtown is acceptable during your period. It's all gross and just blecch. Just take a break from the sex and attending to the lady needs and give your boyfriend a week of blowjobs. He'll love you a lot more for it.

So the ad has been placed and we wait to see what volume of responses we will receive from this vile post. (SPOILER! (As the ad's already been up for a couple of days and my Inbox has been getting bombarded like whoa)) It's a lot more than you'd expect... /SPOILER!)

To Be Continued... But first, I leave you with my Red Wing inspired cartoonery:

Aww look how hungry the lil' fella is!

(Medium: Red and black ballpoint pen in sketchbook)

Stay tuned for the hilarious slew of replies to follow!